While I was chilling with my girlfriends  at my apartment, I decided to tell them company was arriving. It was some weird salesman who had a pretty peculiar item he wanted to sell. "This guy called and wanted to sell a used vacuum." I explained."Used?" The girls scoffed. "Used." I confirmed. "100 percent used." "Are you kidding?" They asked. "Not at all. So we're going to play some games with him." I told them. Just as I said that, there was a knock at the door. We all giggled at what was to come. The salesman came in through the door. "Hi." He greeted us. "Hi, come on in." We said as we led him into the  living room. "Hi how are you doing today? My name is Jeremy i got this new used vacuum cleaner. It's beautiful isnt it? he began. More giggles ensued. We were all cracking up so bad at this guy. He went on and on actually showing us how the vacuum cleaner worked. "Are you as muscular as this vacuum?" We facetiously asked. "I don't understand the logic in that..." He said. "Do you want to sell us this vacuum?"  We sarcastically asked. It was clear that this is exactly what he wanted to do, so he wasted no time in stripping for us, exposing his toned body. We couldn't help but want to wrap our soft hands around his rock hard dick.