I saw a job opening for a delivery man one day for a very successful Chinese restaurant. This is a restaurant I frequented, not only because the food is good, but the chicks are HOT. There were three girls who managed the restaurant and I knew they would probably be the ones that would be doing the interviews for the job opening. The ad asked specifically for a Chinese applicant. I'm white, but I didn't care. Without hesitation, I phoned them and made an appointment for an interview. I showed up right on time, and came into the room to see the three very beautiful girls that I'd wanted to see. They immediately took notice of the fact that I wasn't Asian. "Ah! Ah! Wait a minute... we asked for a Chinese boy." One of them exclaimed. Fearing that they may dismiss me, I decided to take the opportunity to flaunt both my knowledge of their menu items as well as my fluency in the Chinese language. The boss girl was impressed and explained what their restaurant was looking for in an employee. "We would like you to stand up please. Okay we are very concerned with image. We are very selective of people that we pick. Is there anything on your body? Anything we should know about?" I knew she meant tattoos, so I showed her some skin to prove I didn't have flesh graffiti. They had me take my shirt off and asked me more questions. All of a sudden they wanted me to act like a dog. The girls had me remove my pants and get on all fours...