Penis comparing

My girlfriend Donna and I were hanging out at my house one weekend with my buddy Joe and his girl Lisa. It was a pretty typical afternoon, we all sat in the living room chit chatting while we decided what we wanted to do for couples night. “Hey so how was that Saturday when you both went out?” I asked Donna and Lisa. The girls had gone clubbing the weekend before and apparently had a horror story to tell us. Donna explained, “Oh GOD, we met a bunch of jerks. They were so full of themselves, all they could talk about was the size of their dicks and how much they could cum.” My buddy and I raised an eyebrow to this. “Well I mean if they had just taken us, they wouldn’t have had to deal with all of that!” The girls laughed as I said this, reassuring us that we’d be tagging along on their next escapade. “I’ve never felt the need to talk about the size of my dick in a public place.” I admitted. “So what about your boyfriend’s…” Lisa shyly questioned. “Oh my boyfriend’s dick is the best!” Donna smugly answered. “Woah!! I didn’t need to know that! Too much information!” Joe said as everyone laughed. After the laughter subsided Donna curiously asked Lisa, “What about yours?” To which Lisa replied, “Um… I was gonna say HE was the best but you kinda beat me to it!” “See, girls are SO much worse about this topic than guys, man.” I declared.

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